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September 6, 2007
Eat till you drop, drink fire and dance all night
Help the Hooligan celebrate one year by making a pig of yourself or burning up the bar for fame and prizes
BY KORRY KEEKER
JUNEAU EMPIRE
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Ryhme time: Sitka MC Phonetic will show off his skills at Hooligan's "A Night of Legends" party Friday Sept. 7 at Marlintini's Lounge. He will perform with DJ AstronoMAR starting at 11:30 p.m. |
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By now, you've heard about Juneau's first-ever Pel'Meni Smackdown, part of Hooligan's "A Night of Legends" charitable hip-hop gala on Friday, Sept. 7, at Marlintini's Lounge.
You've probably stretched, looked down at your belly and thought, "Gee, I wonder how many boxes of spicy Russian meat dumplings I could eat in a short amount of time in front of a packed crowd in the Mendenhall Valley?"
Considering there's 12 to 15 dumplings in each container, how many boxes do you think you could handle? Four? Five? Seven?
A noble effort, friend.
But that's nothing compared to what 303-pound, 30-something Atlantan Dale "Mouth of the South" Boone accomplished on the night of Oct. 26, 2002, at the Atlantic Oceana nightclub on Brighton Beach in New York City.
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Night of Legends
What: A night of food and drink contests, hip-hop and prizes, sponsored by Hooligan.
Why: To raise money to rebuild and install the dock and swimming float at Cedar Lake in Point Bridget State Park.
When: 9 p.m.-close, Friday, Sept. 7.
Where: Marlintini's Lounge, 9212 Glacier Highway.
Cost: $5, 21 and over.
Entertainment: Northkut Wolf Pack, 10:45 p.m.; Phonetic, AstronoMAR, Jake Good and Smack, 11:30 p.m.-close.
Pel'Meni Smackdown: Field of 16 vies to see who can eat the greatest amount of spicy Russian meat dumplings. Round one starts at 9:30 p.m. Competitors will be timed to see how fast they can consume two boxes. Four fastest advance to round two, a three-minute all-you-can eat blitz to crown the champion. First place wins a remote car starter worth $450. Spots still available. Contact Korry at 523-2268 or korry.keeker@juneauempire.com, immediately.
Cocktail Challenge II: The three most innovative flaming mixed drinks, as developed by the readers, are judged by our celebrity trio in a shocking conclusion between Pel'Meni rounds. The winner receives an iPod nano.
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It was there - against 19 of the world's top eaters and in front of a raucous, mostly Russian crowd of 250 - that Boone won the World Pelmeni Eating Championship by consuming a world-record 274 dumplings in just six minutes.
Do the math. Depending on serving size, that's somewhere between 18 and 22 ½ boxes. In just 360 seconds.
"I was on cloud nine," said Boone, who makes his living distributing Hindu language feature films.
So much so that he went out and celebrated with a big dinner.
With Juneau's first Pel'Meni Smackdown just hours away, what tips can the world-record holder offer our town's amateur contenders?
"I promise you there's a lot to competitive eating," Boone said. "We're not guys off the street. There's a lot of training.
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Pel'Meni champ Dale Boone |
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"For one, (the Juneau competitors) are very lucky that I just found out about it," he said.
Judging by his girth, Boone has long been a big eater. He emerged on the national competitive eating circuit in the summer of 2002, when he won a regional qualifier for the Nathan's Famous Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest.
At the big show that July on Coney Island, he finished back in the pack. But he cracked the sacred 20-hot-dogs-in-12-minutes barrier, a sign of things to come.
Sure enough, a month later he visited Anchorage, Girdwood and Palmer with two other competitive eaters and a film crew from the Discovery Channel show "Gutbusters."
While in Anchorage, Boone consumed a world-record 28 Glacier Brewhouse reindeer sausages in 10 minutes. The record still stands.
"Most of the contests you see are at noon, or 1 or 2 or 3, and when we wake up, we just don't eat anything," Boone said. "Lo and behold, this contest was at 8 in the night, and I had a big ol' breakfast of gravy and biscuits.
"So I was a little worried, and I didn't think I was going to set the record," he said. "But the reindeer sausages were very smooth - not greasy. Nathan's is a very greasy hot dog, a very hard hot dog to eat."
It was during that trip through Alaska that Boone obtained his trademark coonskin cap, a staple of his competitive-eating persona. Brash and confident, Boone claims he's a direct descendant of the legendary explorer Daniel Boone.
When he returned to Atlanta, Boone prepared for the World Pelmeni Eating Championship, which he hoped would be the next big step in his career. There was a $1,500 purse, and every top competitive eater except Japanese hot dog champion Takeru Kobayashi was scheduled to compete.
Russian champion Oleg Zhornitskiy, the adopted son of the Russian restaurants on Brighton Beach, was the favorite. Ukraine was sending its entire competitive eating team. Nathan's runner-up Eric "Badlands" Booker would be there. So would 409-pound Ed "Cookie" Jarvis, the world champion in ice cream and cannoli.
"When it comes to southern foods, like corn on the cob, or fried chicken or frog legs, that's no problem," Boone said. "But when you start getting into the northern foods, things like bratwurst, jalapeños, spicy chili, spicy dumplings. ... Some of those exotic foods, it takes a long time to get used to."
Boone tracked down a Russian restaurant in Atlanta that actually served pelmeni. It wasn't cheap. A dozen dumplings cost a little more than $10, roughly twice as expensive as the same amount of food in Juneau.
Boone tried to convince them he had a shot at setting a world record. The Russians were intrigued enough to offer 100 dumplings for $50, but were still deeply skeptical.
"What really helped me was it was the identical food to what they were serving on Brighton Beach," Boone said. "Understand that the way they cook hamburgers in Atlanta is maybe slightly different than the way they do it in Memphis.
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Big Timers
Competitive-eating world records
Grapes - 8 pounds, 15 ounces; 10 minutes; Ed "Cookie" Jarvis, Long Island, N.Y.; Nov. 1, 2005.
Gyoza - 212 chicken and vegetable dumplings; 10 minutes; Joey Chestnut, San Jose, Calif.; Aug. 19, 2006.
Strawberry shortcake - 15.25 pounds; 8 minutes; Patrick Bertoletti, Chicago; June 17, 2007.
Sweet corn - 34.75 ears; 12 minutes; Crazy Legs Conti, New York City; April 29, 2007.
Turducken - 7.75 pounds; 12 minutes; Sonya Thomas, Alexandria, Va.; Nov. 26, 2003.
Watermelon - 13.22 pounds; 15 minutes; Jim Reeves, Boston, N.Y.; July 30, 2005.
For a complete list, visit www.ifoce.com.
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"You can go and stretch your stomach all day long, but you have to understand how the body functions," he said. "If you don't practice with the actual food, I promise you it's going to be ugly."
Boone flew to New York a few days before the competition and immediately began studying video of past pelmeni championships.
"When I do any contest, I take a look at video," Boone said. "You have to study. You try to soak in information from everybody else. I saw some things that they were doing wrong, and I picked up on that real quick."
In the first round - a three-minute all-you-can-eat blitz for the 20 competitors - his studies proved astute. The Russians and the Ukrainians ate a dumpling, then sipped water. Boone repeatedly crammed a dozen pelmeni into his mouth, then chewed. After one round, he had eaten 150 and was in the lead.
"Pelmeni is very soft, and I knew that I could get it in pretty quick," Boone said. "But anybody can stuff food in their mouth. That's when they'll find out if they're appropriately trained."
Boone slowed in round two (a two-minute round) and only ate 79.
Entering the final one-minute round, only five eaters were left. Zhornitskiy led with 241 dumplings. Boone was 12 back. When the start-bell rang, he grabbed 12 pelmeni and shoved them in his mouth.
"I was like, 'OK, we're tied,'" Boone said. "I tried to keep it going from there."
He did, long enough to pass and gradually distance himself from the Russian. Booker mounted a furious late charge, but Boone held on for the title: 274 to Booker's 270.
While Boone floated, the Russian seethed and unsuccessfully contested the results.
"I've never seen a person get so mad before," Boone said. "But when you're dealing with major money like you're talking about here, you have to understand that a lot of people get edgy about things."
The next morning, as he waited for his Delta Airlines flight back to Georgia, he happened to see a television.
Daytime host Regis Philbin was holding the morning paper and pointing to a picture of Boone.
"They were actually trying to get in touch with us," Boone said. "Had I known that, I would've turned myself around and got some other flight back home.
"Regis, baby, you could have had me," he said.
Transportation Security Administration screeners allowed Boone to walk through security with his 6-foot pelmeni trophy. On the plane, the stewardesses crowed.
"The flight attendant said, 'Ladies and gentlemen, we have our pelmeni champion that you saw on Regis and Kathy Lee,'" Boone said. "Everyone started cheering."
Back in Georgia, Boone returned to the Atlanta pelmeni restaurant. The curious 300-pound hillbilly was the conquering hero.
"The Russians had seen me on Russian TV," Boone said. "They couldn't believe it. They were shaking my hand. Meeting me in person was like they were meeting the president of the United States."
Korry Keeker can be reached at korry.keeker@juneauempire.com.
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Music Makers
Here's a look at the artists playing during Friday's "A Night of Legends" charitable hip-hop gala:
Phonetic: The Sitka MC was confident he'd be discovered one day if he persevered and kept working on his skills.
But he was almost caught off guard when Anchorage MC Akream, aka Jerremy Santacrose, the CEO of Arctic Flow Records, signed him as the initial artist on Ice Box Entertainment.
The end result was a 2006 debut CD, "The Notebook," a collection of well-crafted but deeply personal songs that Phonetic never thought anyone would hear.
"Now I've done 75 shows, and when I write, I write for the stage," Phonetic said. "Back then, I was a hip-hop head but I wasn't even half as knowledgeable as I am now. Now I have my own style. Then, I didn't know how to use it or how to round it out."
Phonetic is widely considered one of the best MCs in the state. But he'll let his 22-1 battle-rap record speak for itself. His lone loss came outside the state.
The 28-year-old, formerly of Highly Unlikely, has been hitting Juneau more often in the last year. He's opened for Eyedea, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, and at 9 p.m. Thursday at Marlintini's Lounge, Zion I and The Grouch.
But beyond that, Phonetic also is known for uniting hip-hop forces throughout the archipelago. He founded Feedus Productions (www.myspace.com/feedusproductions), a cooperative of Southeast-based DJs, MCs, producers and graffiti artists.
Phonetic has started creating songs for a solo CD, tentatively titled "Victimless Crime." The project will be more political than "The Notebook" and addresses the legalization of marijuana and consensual crime.
Closer ahead is "8 Stars," an all-Alaska collaboration of three producers and five MCs, including AstronoMAR, Konsept, D-Script (Angoon), AKream, Josh Boots, Soiled Seed and Alkota.
"The idea behind the album is it's not necessarily a group of guys that grew up rapping together," Phonetic said. "We're just trying to put together the best nucleus we can and trying to represent out state and our scene."
This fall, Phonetic, AstronoMAR and Josh Boots will embark on a mini-tour between Seattle, Portland, Ore., and Vancouver, British Columbia, to lay the groundwork for a larger spring assault on the West Coast.
"We're going to do five or six shows a week, and we're trying to spend as little money as possible as far as a promoter, a marketer, radio time. We're going to go hand to hand and meet the people. And in the spring, we're going to come back and get some other investors and really do it right."
For more on Phonetic, visit www.myspace.com/sydneydean.
AstronoMAR - He's the omnipresent Juneau DJ, teacher of turntablism, host of "Monday Night Raw" at the Alaskan Hotel & Bar and mastermind behind many of the popular mashups on KXLL/100.7 FM. MAR, aka Marlon Lumba, is preparing for a Northwest tour in late October and early November with Josh Boots and Phonetic. Find out more and hear some jams at www.myspace.com/astronomar.
Northkut Wolf Pack - Produced by cab driver and musician Sam Hughes, the Wolf Pack (John-John, Big-E, Chief and Tru Eyez) celebrates Native tradition without commercializing it. The group spent much of the winter holed up in Hughes' Lemon Creek studio, then burst out with its first mix-CD during the 2007 Gold Medal Tournament. A few of the tracks, notably "Holla Back," have received radio airplay. Since then, the group has been working on its full-length debut. Check out www.myspace.com/northkutwolfpack.
Jake Good (Konsept) - The Juneau MC/DJ performs every week from 9 p.m. to closing during "Monday Night Raw" at the Alaskan. He also co-hosts "The Rush Hour" from 6-7 p.m. every Friday on KBJZ-LP FM/94.1. Find him at www.myspace.com/konseptualart.
smAcK - The Juneau turntablist spins during "Monday Night Raw" with AstronoMAR and Jake Good, and has also been getting into production work. Visit him at www.myspace.com/smacktheturntablist.
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