Web posted August 23, 2007

'The Nanny Diaries' an 'aesthetic crime'

By COLIN COVERT
Minneapolis Star Tribune

Courtesy of Weinstein Company
  On the wrong track: Scarlett Johansson and Nicholas Art star in the dreadful novel-to-film version of "The Nanny Diaries."
Lousing up "The Nanny Diaries" isn't exactly desecrating a classic, but the unfaithful film adaptation so undermines the novel's spiky social satire that it constitutes some kind of aesthetic crime.

The book, the longest-running bestseller of 2002, was a comic exposé that should be required reading for anyone who thinks money buys happiness. A gimlet-eyed look at bringing up baby on Park Avenue, written by a pair of longtime guardians to the offspring of the rich and powerful, it bristled with rich, realistic detail: a little boy so in need of his absentee father that he wears the tycoon's business card pinned to his trousers, the overscheduled yet vacant life of a society wife, the effortless condescension of the well-heeled toward the help. It was a "Bonfire of the Vanities" for the Gymboree set.

The film dumbs down the story while cutesifying it. Scarlett Johansson plays Annie, a gawky Jersey girl just out of college and torn between careers in anthropology and finance. After a chance meeting in Central Park with Mrs. X (Laura Linney) and her runaway boy Grayer (Nicholas Reese Art), she finds herself swept up as a live-in replacement for the preschooler's recently departed nanny. Grateful for a paying opportunity to sort out her priorities, dazzled by the family's sumptuous lifestyle and intrigued by the folkways of their ultra-privileged social set, she signs on.

The kid is a shin-kicking brat, but Annie quickly realizes that his over-managing yet neglectful parents are the source of the problem. By talking to the boy, listening to him and giving him some affection, she begins to reform his misbehavior.

The adults in his life, however, are almost impervious to improvement. Paul Giamatti is coolly despicable as Mr. X, a potbellied philanderer. Shari Springer Berman and Robert Pulcini, who shared the directing and screenwriting duties, cleverly delay showing the character's face until several minutes after he's introduced; after all, why would a Master of the Universe stoop to look anonymous inferiors such as Annie (and us) in the eye? Mrs. X is a hissy control freak who occasionally allows a tremor of insecurity to penetrate her smug facade, and Linney, expert at channeling multiple emotions simultaneously, does well in the part.

Johansson is so-so as the focus of the film. While she's entertaining as Mrs. X's cowering lackey, stuttering out apologies for imaginary misdeeds, she doesn't project a real rapport with her young co-star Art, who never becomes more than a generic needy kid. Chris Evans (of the "Fantastic Four" films) supplies lukewarm romantic interest as a preppy who takes a fancy to Annie.

Where the film noses into the ditch is the last-reel softening of Linney's character. (This could be considered spoiler territory, although the film itself is so thoroughly compromised by the copout that it's hard to see the harm.) Through an unlikely turn of events, Mrs. X learns what the self-abnegating Annie really thinks of her parenting performance and changes her odious ways, overnight becoming a Carol Brady mom. She ceases feeding her tyke Coquilles St. Jacques and begins eating peanut butter with him straight from the jar while they giggle.

By making the novel's incorrigible mother more sympathetic, Berman and Pulcini soften the material to maudlin, upbeat mush. They'd have done better to keep their appalling antiheroine unapologetic and icy to the end; it didn't hurt "The Devil Wears Prada."

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